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Main Street Mercantile Coffee Georgetown CA

Recipe For Preserving Children

1 Large Grassy Field
6 Children
3 Small dogs
Narrow strip of brook with pebbles
Hot sun
Deep Blue Sky

Mix the children with the dogs and empty field, stirring continuously.

Sprinkle the field with flowers, pour the brook gently over the pebbles.

Cover all with a deep blue sky and bake in hot sun.

When the children are well browned they may be removed.

Will be found right for setting away to cool in bathtub.

Recipe For Preserving Children